Official Softball Thread
05/11/2006 12:59 pm
Jeremy - No one's gay for Moleman
05/11/2006 @ 01:19:27 PM
We'll have a whole section for softball once we know what we'll need to have on there.
We should get together at some point. Jon and I have a practice for our other team at 3:30 on Sunday (which I just found out and he doesnt know about) Maybe b4 or after that. Becky graduates Saturday (along with some of the other ppl??) So it'll have to be sunday or monday? I guess I dont know what's happening Saturday. Sunday is mothers day, I dont know how that effects people.
We should get together at some point. Jon and I have a practice for our other team at 3:30 on Sunday (which I just found out and he doesnt know about) Maybe b4 or after that. Becky graduates Saturday (along with some of the other ppl??) So it'll have to be sunday or monday? I guess I dont know what's happening Saturday. Sunday is mothers day, I dont know how that effects people.
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Scott - 6053 Posts
05/15/2006 @ 12:23:26 AM
someone fill us in on the details for tuesday's softball game
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Jeremy - 1.21 Gigawatts!?!?
05/15/2006 @ 08:20:42 AM
Feild 10
9pm
9pm
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Scott - If you aren't enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.
05/15/2006 @ 12:17:31 PM
you spelled field wrong, but what is everyone doing prior to the game and/or how early is everyone planning on showing up?
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
05/15/2006 @ 12:30:47 PM
Cerrect Speeling is fer suckars.
We should all get their early (certainly always be at least 15 minutes early because we have to decide on a lineup and you warm up on your own time).
Maybe we should all be there 8:30ish tomorrow?
We should all get their early (certainly always be at least 15 minutes early because we have to decide on a lineup and you warm up on your own time).
Maybe we should all be there 8:30ish tomorrow?
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Anon. Nut Can Fan (Guest)
05/15/2006 @ 08:33:59 PM
Our game is at 9:00 tomorrow????? It would be nice to have a schedule...
We need a line up and we need to know who's playing what (which I kind of think I know), but pitcher is potentially up in the air. Who's good at pitcher?
We need a line up and we need to know who's playing what (which I kind of think I know), but pitcher is potentially up in the air. Who's good at pitcher?
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Jon - 3501 Posts
05/16/2006 @ 02:33:09 AM
You're right, guest, we do need a lineup. Also bats and gloves and a ball. Good for us, we don't need any of these things until gametime. Which is 9pm, as your roommate could tell you. Someone make sure Becky and her friends know also.
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Scott - Resident Tech Support
05/16/2006 @ 08:55:47 AM
I'll bring my bat, The Hammer
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icbeast - Refactor Mercilessly
05/16/2006 @ 12:54:05 PM
If someone sets up a webcam or something, I'll offer to manage the team and keep stats. Alternatively, you could enter the stats and I could manage the game based purely on that. That might be more interesting.
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/25/2007 @ 01:50:45 PM
Now that the season is far from its infancy, and on the day before the biggest game in ECESL (Eau Claire European Softball League) history, it seems many of the same questions remain for the darlings of the association, nutcan.com (dotcom).
Who is good at pitcher? Did "The Hammer" get sold accidentally in the family garage sale? These are the questions that must be answered before the "Canners" hit University Field number two tomorrow evening.
Matching up against the internet hangout homies is a still very bitter Fatboy's squad. Losing last weeks match up in the bottom of the seventh inning, the "Fatboys" still taste the acidic sting of defeat. Spurned on by a really non-existent rivalry, the "boys" feel little empathy for the caryopsis crew.
"Screw those guys." said one Fatboy. "If they can't get the ball to the plate then that's their own fault."
Said another boy, "Dude, bum me a cig."
Those factors and the shear pressure of a game of this magnitude, leaves little doubt tomorrow nights game is one the most highly anticipated in recent memory.
So stock up on "drinks to regenerate your mana", grab yourself some "stacks of food from the vendors", and hit the University fields tomorrow night. At the very least you might learn something about a blowout.
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Jeremy - Robots don't say 'ye'
06/25/2007 @ 01:55:30 PM
The hammer moved to Florida along with Scott.
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Carlos44ec - 2038 Posts
06/25/2007 @ 02:51:44 PM
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Alex - Who controls the past now controls the future
06/25/2007 @ 05:55:18 PM
Carlos44ec Wrote - 06/25/2007 @ 02:51:44 PM
I said keep stats not make collectible photo ID softball cards. A platinum, all-star, holographic, smells like dirt scratch-n-sniff in every pack!
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PackOne - Check yourself before you wriggity wreck yourself.
06/26/2007 @ 09:05:54 AM
Lets go nutcan 
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 09:31:05 AM
It's go time! Well, not go time, but go day!
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 09:37:26 AM
Worried about the weather. My mana is way up and I'm ready to dominate.
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Jeremy - No one's gay for Moleman
06/26/2007 @ 09:40:02 AM
So you're all ready to cast level 30 walk on us?
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Carlos44ec - 2038 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 09:42:02 AM
Alex Wrote - 06/25/2007 @ 05:55:18 PM
I said keep stats not make collectible photo ID softball cards. A platinum, all-star, holographic, smells like dirt scratch-n-sniff in every pack!
Alex, we're adults now, no need to only look at pictures! Seriously, the deal does video, facial recognition, motion sensing... blah blah blah
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 09:51:35 AM
I'm ready to cast a level 30 dinger to left field.
EDIT: You guys should get your own baseball cards.
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PackOne edited this at 06/26/2007 9:52:06 am
PackOne - The Harvard comma's #1 fan.
06/26/2007 @ 10:01:43 AM
Game time forecast 85 degrees with 50% chance of T-Boomers.
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 10:14:03 AM
Are "T-Boomers" alcoholic drinks or a brand of cigarettes?
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Carlos44ec - 2038 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 10:57:50 AM
noooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooob
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PackOne - She's just a woman. Never again.
06/26/2007 @ 11:08:13 AM
T-Boomer = Thunderstorm
There is a 100% chance of cigs.
There is a 100% chance of cigs.
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PackOne screwed with this 2 times, last at 06/26/2007 11:59:57 am
Jeremy - I believe virtually everything I read.
06/26/2007 @ 11:18:24 AM
First of all, Carl, it was a joke implying they drink and smoke a lot. Secondly it's pretty "Noob" to use O and not 0.
n00b.
n00b.
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PackOne - She's got the whole wide world singing baby's song.
06/26/2007 @ 11:59:42 AM
You lost me on the whole "n00b" "nOOb" thing.
PS I drink two times a year. I also do smoke alot.
PS I drink two times a year. I also do smoke alot.
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Alex - You've got to trust your instinct, and let go of regret
06/26/2007 @ 01:46:14 PM
Thanks for the update! Your medal will ship out in 4-6 weeks.
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 01:54:11 PM
Alex, you ignorant slut.
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 01:54:29 PM
4-6 weeks !! Aren't you like a level 60 blood elf or something? Can't you just make it materialize or something?
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Jeremy - 1.21 Gigawatts!?!?
06/26/2007 @ 02:01:56 PM
Activate! Form of an ice menorah!
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 02:55:04 PM
Could have some weather issues - keep your fingers crossed.
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Fatboys (Guest)
06/26/2007 @ 05:14:13 PM
Do you guys want to break out the throwback jerseys for tonights game?
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PackOne - From your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.
06/26/2007 @ 09:20:53 PM
Nice game nutcan. You deserve it. You clearly outplayed us.
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Jeremy - Broadcast in stunning 1080i
06/26/2007 @ 09:39:55 PM
Yeah, thanks. I wish we had been playing like that all season. 
So which one were you? We Kind thought you'd "out" yourself 
So which one were you? We Kind thought you'd "out" yourself
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Jeremy - Cube Phenomenoligist
06/26/2007 @ 09:44:25 PM
What's with my inexplicable letter capitalizing.
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 09:51:04 PM
What's your guess? Just out of curiosity I'd like to know what look I portray.
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 09:54:25 PM
Were you the third baseman with the glasses and brewers cap?
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PackOne - Sit down your rockin' the boat.
06/26/2007 @ 10:33:41 PM
Guess you nutcanners are smarter than I thought. I guess I'm pleased though, if you knew the team you would understand.
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 10:40:03 PM
The whole game sucked for me. I usually play first. Our team just feels the need to be-little their own players. Our pitcher, who finally showed up this week, was hammered. No team chemistry. My only complaint on the game itself was the infield fly. We couldn't get the bats going either. I am really sick of our team and it's philosophy. I'll agree your argument of the whole let's just have fun thing is quite valid for me tonight. You are who you hang out with. That scares me.
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 10:40:46 PM
You can put in on the boooooooooooard. YES.
By the way I was going to photoshop "Nutcan Defeats Fatboys" onto:
but then I didn't have photoshop on this computer. Then I lost the will.
(Also I couldn't decide to photoshop that, or if I should have it say 'Fatboys defeats Nutcan,' but that might have been too much of a 'meta' joke)
Maybe I can get some laughs with just spelling out the idea and not putting forth the effort.
By the way I was going to photoshop "Nutcan Defeats Fatboys" onto:
but then I didn't have photoshop on this computer. Then I lost the will.
(Also I couldn't decide to photoshop that, or if I should have it say 'Fatboys defeats Nutcan,' but that might have been too much of a 'meta' joke)
Maybe I can get some laughs with just spelling out the idea and not putting forth the effort.
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Jeremy edited this at 06/26/2007 10:42:04 pm
PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 10:46:17 PM
I would have caught the joke. Not that funny.
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Jeremy - No one's gay for Moleman
06/26/2007 @ 10:46:58 PM
PackOne Wrote - 06/26/2007 @ 10:40:03 PM
The whole game sucked for me. I usually play first. Our team just feels the need to be-little their own players. Our pitcher, who finally showed up this week, was hammered. No team chemistry. My only complaint on the game itself was the infield fly. We couldn't get the bats going either. I am really sick of our team and it's philosophy. I'll agree your argument of the whole let's just have fun thing is quite valid for me tonight. You are who you hang out with. That scares me.
There was a high pop up when we had bases loaded and I was on second. Had she dropped it she was 2 feet from second and could have stepped on it and thrown to first, and he didn't call it then either.
(Also I was safe at first by a mile on a play he called me out on.)
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PackOne - There's music to play. Places to go. People to see.
06/26/2007 @ 10:49:20 PM
Half the time he wasn't even watching. It's just karma coming full circle. I should know better. Whats the injury update?
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Jeremy - I believe virtually everything I read.
06/26/2007 @ 10:53:49 PM
Also infield fly applies to a routine fly that would lead to an 'automatic' double play, if "dropped". It doesn't apply to any ball that just doesn't hit the ground in the infield.
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Jeremy screwed with this at 06/26/2007 10:54:49 pm
PackOne - Non-Creator
06/26/2007 @ 10:55:03 PM
But, doesn't the fact that you got a double play apply then.
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 11:11:35 PM
It wasn't a routine catch, really it's a fairly unused rule in the league unless the ball is pretty high and right at someone. Also, as I said, you guys had a "classic" fly rule scenario, and he didn't call it.
It's a judgment call and perhaps he could have called it, but the fact that "damned if you do, damned if you don't" applied after the fact doesn't necessarily mean it should have been called, if that makes any sense.
Also, I looked up the infield fly rule, did you guys know you still have to tag up if the ball is caught?
It's a judgment call and perhaps he could have called it, but the fact that "damned if you do, damned if you don't" applied after the fact doesn't necessarily mean it should have been called, if that makes any sense.
Also, I looked up the infield fly rule, did you guys know you still have to tag up if the ball is caught?
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Jeremy edited this at 06/26/2007 11:23:17 pm
Jeremy - 9287 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 11:37:32 PM
Also, just to put it on the table, obviously in hindsight you guys would have wanted the fly rule. However had he called it and it played out differently, like lets say hits off the catchers' glove and rolled out to the middle of no where, instead of staying in front of her, you could have been just as mad that he did call infield fly.
I guess in essence what I'm saying is any non grounder that turns into a double play doesn't automatically mean the ump should have called infield fly.
I guess in essence what I'm saying is any non grounder that turns into a double play doesn't automatically mean the ump should have called infield fly.
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/26/2007 @ 11:49:01 PM
I think that is why everyone was so mad. All our players were still holding expecting to tag up. Personally, it didn't even cross my mind. I only took note when dude started bitchin'. We'll just agree that blue did a bad job.
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Jeremy - I believe virtually everything I read.
06/27/2007 @ 08:36:18 AM
Fatboys Wrote - 06/26/2007 @ 05:14:13 PM
Do you guys want to break out the throwback jerseys for tonights game?
I totally missed this comment, funny though. We'll have to put on our Negro League jerseys for next year's rematch, assuming, of course, there is one.
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PackOne - Yeah, and you don't stop, 'caus its 1-8-7 on a ...
06/27/2007 @ 09:10:31 AM
Your swearing filter was hilarious on that one. Female dogin'. Freakin classic.
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Jeremy - I believe virtually everything I read.
06/27/2007 @ 09:19:14 AM
ha.
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Carlos44ec - "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
06/27/2007 @ 10:24:36 AM
Bitchin' was slang from the fifties... how is that fodder for the swear filter?
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PackOne - The Harvard comma's #1 fan.
06/28/2007 @ 11:02:05 AM
Kinda quiet on the nutcan front today. JFTR I want in on any nutcan fantasy online football that might be going down. If allowed by your highly esteemed staff of course.
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Scott - Ma'am, can you make sure your computer is turned on?
06/28/2007 @ 03:50:20 PM
There's a rigorous application process. It basically consists of you agreeing to lose on purpose. Plus, Jeremy usually rigs it so he wins.
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Jeremy - Pie Racist
06/28/2007 @ 04:11:59 PM
I've actually never won it, at least that I can remember.
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/28/2007 @ 04:45:39 PM
I'll submit my credit report, fantasy history, and three reference letters as soon as possible then.
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Micah - Even now in Heaven there are angels carrying savage weapons
06/28/2007 @ 08:29:08 PM
Yeah isn't it pretty well known that I win all fantasy leagues....
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
06/28/2007 @ 08:35:55 PM
Indeed. Every year, every sport, there's some inexplicable 80%/20% trade in Micah's favor when he's already well on his way to first to begin with.
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Jon - many posts
06/29/2007 @ 04:25:16 AM
For reasons of accuracy (i.e. inflating my own ego) I will point out that last year's fantasy football league did have a non-micah winner.
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Carlos44ec - 2038 Posts
06/29/2007 @ 09:45:17 AM
Jon- for what reason were you up and posting at 4:25 am?
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
06/29/2007 @ 10:30:15 AM
Matt and Jon don't operate in the same plane of existence as the rest of us. Time of day is just numbers on a clock to them.
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
06/29/2007 @ 12:46:29 PM
You don't have to worry about me winning. I know you get 7 points for a dunk and 3 points for a goal. otherwise I'm pretty naive.
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
07/11/2007 @ 10:40:46 AM
In a re-cap of last nights European leauge action. the Fatboys batted through the order nearly two times scoring 15 runs in the first inning. The Campfire squad never got anything going. The game was called early, but both teams continued to play while having fun putting some of their less talented players in key positions. It was a great outing - and the young umpire we had was by far the best this year. Good times.
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Carlos44ec - "Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else."
07/11/2007 @ 10:56:34 AM
How bout the canners?
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Jeremy - Pie Racist
07/11/2007 @ 11:08:31 AM
We got beat, but it was against far and away the best team. We didn't really expect to win. Save for one inning they batted around in we did pretty well. (And were winning by a few heading into that inning somewhere in the 3rd-4th range)
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
07/11/2007 @ 11:14:15 AM
Halfway into the game their girls stopped even pretending like they were going to the plate with the intent to swing. That started out demise.
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
07/11/2007 @ 11:21:42 AM
Sorry to hear about that. That Gordy's team is very good though. I think they easily could compete in a harder division. We were tied with them going into the bottom of the 7th in our first game, so they are beatable.
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PackOne - The Harvard comma's #1 fan.
07/17/2007 @ 10:28:06 AM
Good luck tonight canners. We got Gordy's, could be a long game.
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PackOne - At the Dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale.
07/17/2007 @ 08:29:37 PM
The Fatboy's, ahead by two runs going into the last inning, lose by one to the Gordy's squad again.
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Sarah - 4719 Posts
07/17/2007 @ 10:58:54 PM
We won like 16-6, hurrah 2 wins to our name!
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
07/24/2007 @ 11:15:18 PM
In sporting news, the Fatboy's, after losing their first matchip 27-5, came back to crush Watersource 27ish to 8 or 9 something.
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
07/24/2007 @ 11:27:11 PM
We won by 3, I don't remember the score.
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PackOne - 1429 Posts
07/25/2007 @ 10:13:37 AM
Nutcan-a force to be reckoned with in the playoffs.
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PackOne - She's just a woman. Never again.
07/31/2007 @ 12:40:39 PM
Could luck canners in the tourney. I'd like a rubbermatch - but rather not lose. Let's try to meet in the finals.
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 12:59:13 PM
| Coed European | Round I Complete | ||||||
| Team | Wins | Loss | Tie | PCT | GB | Gaveup | Runs |
| Gordys/Bowlwinkles | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | --- | 23 | 60 |
| Water Source | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.8 | 1 | 29 | 68 |
| Fat Boys | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.6 | 2 | 55 | 67 |
| Campfire Kids | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0.4 | 3 | 37 | 25 |
| East Hill Pagodas | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0.2 | 4 | 51 | 26 |
| Nutcan.com | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 65 | 14 |
| Coed European | Round II Complete | ||||||
| Team | Wins | Loss | Tie | PCT | GB | Gaveup | Runs |
| Gordys/Bowlwinkles | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | --- | 29 | 63 |
| Nutcan.com | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.6 | 2 | 59 | 65 |
| Fat Boys | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0.4 | 3 | 43 | 53 |
| Water Source | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0.4 | 3 | 61 | 47 |
| Campfire Kids | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0.4 | 3 | 61 | 47 |
| East Hill Pagodas | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0.2 | 4 | 67 | 45 |
| League Champ = Gordy's/Bowlwinkles | |||||||
I would say it was quite a turnaround for our little nutcan crew. I wouldn't want to play us now!
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PackOne - Push the little daisy's and make em come up.
07/31/2007 @ 09:21:01 PM
No rubber match. Our superstar players decided to no-show. Pagoda's over Fatboy's 30-1. Heard the canners crushed em'. Nice work and thanks for the stats.
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Jeremy - 9287 Posts
08/01/2007 @ 05:13:31 PM
Was that really the score?
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PackOne - "That's what I call gettin a piece of Pi"
01/09/2008 @ 10:19:14 AM
Since we are spending alot of time talking about the hall of fame, I thought you would appreciate a Fatboy's softball update. During the offseason the following has happened ...
1. The right fielder has been incarcerated off and on for the last eight months.
2. The left fielder stole four grand from work and went on the run.
3. The catcher subsequently divorced the left fielder.
4. The pitcher and outfielder just got a divorce.
5. That outfielder has been hammered ever since.
6. The back-up catcher and center fielder moved to Nebraska and then got divorced.
7. Our sub has gotten five driving after revocations since August.
8. The third baseman hangs out on nutcan all the time.
What a team. Glad I have a different job now.
1. The right fielder has been incarcerated off and on for the last eight months.
2. The left fielder stole four grand from work and went on the run.
3. The catcher subsequently divorced the left fielder.
4. The pitcher and outfielder just got a divorce.
5. That outfielder has been hammered ever since.
6. The back-up catcher and center fielder moved to Nebraska and then got divorced.
7. Our sub has gotten five driving after revocations since August.
8. The third baseman hangs out on nutcan all the time.
What a team. Glad I have a different job now.
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Carlos44ec - 2038 Posts
01/09/2008 @ 10:37:06 AM
That 3rd baseman is the loser of the group!
Wow, are you serious about all that? Crazy world, eh?
Wow, are you serious about all that? Crazy world, eh?
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PackOne - "That's what I call gettin a piece of Pi"
01/09/2008 @ 10:40:45 AM
That rundown is pure truth. That third baseman is a loser ... in a Nutshell.
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