NFL 2016 Season Week 1 Picks

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Panthers 20 @ Broncos 21
Final
Thu, 9/8/16 7:30pm


9 Picks - 53%	8 Picks - 47%

Panthers

Bears 14 @ Texans 23
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm


1 Pick - 6%	16 Picks - 94%

Texans

Vikings 25 @ Titans 16
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm


13 Picks - 76%	4 Picks - 24%

Vikings

Chargers 27 @ Chiefs 33
final overtime
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm


1 Pick - 6%	16 Picks - 94%

Chiefs

Raiders 35 @ Saints 34
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm


8 Picks - 47%	9 Picks - 53%

Raiders

Saints

Bills 7 @ Ravens 13
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm


7 Picks - 44%	9 Picks - 56%

Ravens

Bills

Browns 10 @ Eagles 29
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm


5 Picks - 29%	12 Picks - 71%

Eagles

Browns

Bengals 23 @ Jets 22
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm


14 Picks - 82%	3 Picks - 18%

Bengals

Jets

Bengals

Buccaneers 31 @ Falcons 24
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm


2 Picks - 13%	14 Picks - 87%

Falcons

Packers 27 @ Jaguars 23
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm


16 Picks - 94%	1 Pick - 6%

Packers

Jaguars

Packers

Dolphins 10 @ Seahawks 12
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 3:05pm


0 Picks - 0%	18 Picks - 100%

Seahawks

Lions 39 @ Colts 35
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 3:25pm


4 Picks - 22%	14 Picks - 78%

Colts

Giants 20 @ Cowboys 19
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 3:25pm


16 Picks - 89%	2 Picks - 11%

Giants

Patriots 23 @ Cardinals 21
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 7:30pm


4 Picks - 22%	14 Picks - 78%

Cardinals

Steelers 38 @ Commanders 16
Final
Mon, 9/12/16 6:10pm


17 Picks - 94%	1 Pick - 6%

Steelers

Commanders

Rams 0 @ 49ers 28
Final
Mon, 9/12/16 9:20pm


12 Picks - 67%	6 Picks - 33%

Rams

49ers

Rams

Week Record

11 - 5
0.688

8 - 8
0.500

7 - 9
0.438
Worst Place

Season Record

11 - 5
0.688

8 - 8
0.500

7 - 9
0.438

Scotttime Record

1676 - 1006
0.625

1611 - 1071
0.601

1662 - 1020
0.620

1665 - 1017
0.621

No-Pack-Vike Record

3376 - 1964
0.632

3291 - 2049
0.616

3398 - 1942
0.636

3292 - 2048
0.617

Lifetime Record

2353 - 1396
0.628

2222 - 1527
0.593

2332 - 1417
0.622

2324 - 1425
0.620

Other Nut Canner Picks

Scott

Panthers
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Saints
Ravens
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:	10 - 6 0.625
Season:	10 - 6 0.625
Lifetime:	1679 - 995 0.628

Alex

CAR @ DEN - No Pick
CHI @ HOU - No Pick
MIN @ TEN - No Pick
LAC @ KC - No Pick
LV @ NO - No Pick
BUF @ BAL - No Pick
CLE @ PHI - No Pick
CIN @ NYJ - No Pick
TB @ ATL - No Pick
GB @ JAC - No Pick
Seahawks
Lions
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
49ers

Week:	5 - 1 0.833
Season:	5 - 1 0.833
Lifetime:	1506 - 897 0.627

craig

Panthers
Texans
Titans
Chiefs
Saints
Ravens
Browns
Jets
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
49ers

Week:	9 - 7 0.562
Season:	9 - 7 0.562
Lifetime:	1265 - 825 0.605

jumbo12

Panthers
Texans
Titans
Chiefs
Raiders
Ravens
Eagles
Bengals
Buccaneers
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:	11 - 5 0.688
Season:	11 - 5 0.688
Lifetime:	737 - 475 0.608

skulman

Panthers
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Raiders
Ravens
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:	11 - 5 0.688
Season:	11 - 5 0.688
Lifetime:	696 - 426 0.620

JDUB316

Broncos
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Saints
Bills
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
49ers

Week:	12 - 4 0.750
Season:	12 - 4 0.750
Lifetime:	1072 - 676 0.613

Jamey

Broncos
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Saints
Ravens
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:	11 - 5 0.688
Season:	11 - 5 0.688
Lifetime:	845 - 504 0.626

lynnelmore

Panthers
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Raiders
Ravens
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
49ers

Week:	12 - 4 0.750
Season:	12 - 4 0.750
Lifetime:	1097 - 579 0.654

Trampas

Broncos
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Raiders
Ravens
Eagles
Bengals
Buccaneers
Packers
Seahawks
Lions
Cowboys
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:	13 - 3 0.812
Season:	13 - 3 0.812
Lifetime:	1042 - 565 0.648

Krystal23

Broncos
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Saints
BUF @ BAL - No Pick
Eagles
Bengals
TB @ ATL - No Pick
Packers
Seahawks
Lions
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
49ers

Week:	13 - 1 0.929
Season:	13 - 1 0.929
Lifetime:	434 - 259 0.626

Lilxg

Broncos
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Raiders
Bills
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Cowboys
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:	10 - 6 0.625
Season:	10 - 6 0.625
Lifetime:	373 - 216 0.633

BigX2daG

Broncos
Texans
Titans
Chiefs
Raiders
Bills
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:	10 - 6 0.625
Season:	10 - 6 0.625
Lifetime:	342 - 206 0.624

marcus_316

Broncos
Bears
Titans
Chargers
Raiders
Bills
Browns
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:	7 - 9 0.438
Season:	7 - 9 0.438
Lifetime:	7 - 9 0.438

trevorpeacock

Broncos
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Saints
Bills
Eagles
Jets
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Lions
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
Rams

Week:	11 - 5 0.688
Season:	11 - 5 0.688
Lifetime:	11 - 5 0.688

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Panthers 20 @ Broncos 21

	Sarah Oh how exciting, a super bowl rematch. Rot in hell Peyton.
	Jon Maybe Denver's defense will still give Cam and the offense trouble, but I have to believe it's going to be tough for a rookie QB against the Carolina defense. edit: I realized hours later that I referred to him as a rookie QB when he's actually not a rookie, he just has hardly played in real games. Which actually is quite the difference, but I still think he could struggle.

Vikings 25 @ Titans 16

	Jeremy Remember that one time things went well? Me neither.
	Sarah Really rough break for Teddy, feel bad for the kid. I can't remember if the Titans were going to be good or bad so I'll give this one to the Vikings.
	Matt Football sucks.
	Jon I guess football is starting.

Packers 27 @ Jaguars 23

	Sarah I could go to this game but have no one to go with me. Boo.
	Jon Trap game.

Patriots 23 @ Cardinals 21

	Sarah Suck a dick dumb shits. Sorry Brady pisses me off. Guilty. By the by, Bojack Horseman is great on Netflix.
	Jon I only recently remembered Tom Brady is suspended or something.

Steelers 38 @ Commanders 16

	Sarah Washington.
	Jon Tough one. Hard not to let the comparative brands of each franchise influence the outlook.

Rams 0 @ 49ers 28

	Sarah California versus California. Like that's a new thing. #teamkaepernick
	Jon Another flashy California matchup.

	Jeremy - 1.21 Gigawatts!?!? 09/04/2016 @ 09:22:33 PM
It's alive!		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Scott - Ma'am, can you make sure your computer is turned on? 09/05/2016 @ 06:45:20 AM
So, does nutcan have a new revenue stream, or was there a spambot on the loose?		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Sarah - So's your face 09/05/2016 @ 08:29:57 PM
Scott Wrote - Today @ 06:45:20 AM So, does nutcan have a new revenue stream, or was there a spambot on the loose? Yea this was funny. Alas, no monies going into the pot that is the Nutcan petty cash.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jeremy - 9543 Posts 09/08/2016 @ 04:04:30 PM
I'd just like to take a moment to appreciate all of you people we don't know in real life that keep coming back year after year. We're all kind of amazed by it. I run this site and I still just about forget about setting up the picks every year, usually until someone else reminds me. That so many of you remember to check in annually to make your picks on some random rinky dink site that still has links to whatever the hell "Spurl" was at the bottom is pretty neat. Thank You.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Scott - 6225 Posts 09/08/2016 @ 07:29:29 PM
Thanks for the free entertainment. I joined this here shindig back when you were still ripping off ESPN's now defunct (or defunked, depending on your perspective) Page 2 in color scheme and most of their name. It's been an interesting ride.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Sarah - 4671 Posts 09/09/2016 @ 12:23:18 PM
Off to a great start, stupid Broncos.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jon - 3443 Posts 09/11/2016 @ 12:16:38 AM
Mental Floss has an article about the history of the name of each NFL franchise that includes this interesting fact about the Vikings that I wasn't aware of. "The expansion franchise also became the first pro sports team to feature its home state, rather than a city, in the team name." Pretty cool, if you ask me. I questioned it a bit, if only because the Twins actually started the same year, 1961, and begin their season earlier. However, I figured maybe the Vikings franchise began first, or was at least named first, which, as far as I can tell, seems to be the case. Also, doing a bit of research into this led me to find some other cool things, but that's maybe for another time and place. http://mentalfloss.com/article/25650/whats-nickname-origins-all-32-nfl-team-names		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Sarah - 4671 Posts 09/11/2016 @ 02:20:06 PM
Nutcan.com never forgets.		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.

	Sarah - 4671 Posts 09/12/2016 @ 07:57:30 AM
Ah the unpredictability of the NFL, although not really sure why I even considered picking the Browns. #Fail		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jeremy - The pig says "My wife is a slut?" 09/12/2016 @ 03:36:46 PM
Sarah Wrote - Yesterday @ 02:20:06 PM Nutcan.com never forgets. That was an odd comment for someone to turd. Someone is anti 9/11		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Jeremy perfected this at 09/12/2016 3:40:20 pm