Mayer, Crows and Toilet Paper
08/01/2003 2:10 am
I'm quite pissed right now because our house got toilet papered last night by some dumbasses that my brother caught in the act and ran down. After my parents came out my mom told them, clean it up and we won't do anything (not even call their parents) which my brothers couldn't believe. At any rate apparently they covered my car too which I was not pleased about but there wasn't a trace of it left...or so I thought. Luckily for me, but unluckily for them, as Sarah and I pulled in the driveway getting home from our busy driving filled day the headlights from Sarah’s car shined right up my muffler revealing a toilet paper plug in each muffler pipe. They weren’t loosely packed or near the end either, they were rolled, tightly packed, wads shoved so far up the pipes I could hardly reach either with my fingers. I managed to pull a pinch out at a time till it loosened and the whole plug came out. Sarah and I spent a good portion yesterday in the car including a slow moving traffic jam going into the Twin Cites around 5 p.m. Had we taken my car, which I thought about doing since I just put a new cd/mp3 player in it and kind of want to take it for a "road trip" of sorts, we could have easily suffocated and Lord knows what kind of damage would have been done to my car. Needless to say their parents if not the police are getting a call in the morning.
Matt - Washington Bureau Chief 08/02/2003 @ 01:24:57 AM |
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Once on a MacGyver episode, MacGyver was trying to escape from some dudes, so he stuck a potato up the tailpipe of their car, causing the engine to blow. Ah... good times. |
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