Alright. I'll admit it. I love a well-made smoothie.
You can talk all you want about the wonders of small class sizes, but if you like to occasionally sleep in, you should know this: no one notices when you're absent from a giant lecture hall.
There are basically two kinds of people in this world: Those who feel comfortable talking while using the bathroom facilities and those who don't. But I don't think that we should judge others for their different views on the issue.
Speaking of bathrooms...Wash your hands people!!!!! I don't care what you think you did or did not touch, just wash your hands.
One of the little adjustments of entering "adulthood" that I find interesting: Referring to my contemporaries as men and women rather than boys and girls (or guys and girls)
Shut up!!!!! Dr. Phil's on!!!!!
That's right college professors...you can make major projects due only in the last three weeks of the semester
Easting pasta virtually every day isn't that bad. Sub sandwiches, on the other hand, are a totally different matter.
If you want to memorize something (like, say, the speech from Braveheart) put it up in your bathroom. Works wonders.
Honestly, people. Soap and water. It's that simple.
"Take your pants and leave" has to be one of the funniest salutations ever.
-Jon thinks orange is an excellent color, but for his money, nothing beats blue.